How to Build a Fire by Erin Bried

Author:Erin Bried [Bried, Erin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-345-52510-9
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2010-12-13T16:00:00+00:00

HOW TO GET THE PERFECT SHAVE

Step 1: Wake yourself up. You’re about to put something very sharp on something that is, no doubt, very handsome, so you should at least be conscious while doing it. Have a strong cup of coffee (see this page for instructions) and read the paper while stroking your chin and pretending your whiskers make you look like George Clooney. Once your eyes are fully open and your blood is pumping, proceed to the next step.

Step 2: Steam your face. Hot water opens your pores and softens your whiskers, so either take a long, hot shower or lay a steaming, wet towel on your mug for a few minutes. Ah, that feels good, doesn’t it?

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